Message for Billy the Bastard. - sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my message . I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anus - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of haemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odour should be bearable although you may want to keep spray to hand. I hope my answer helped you.
Somebody posted it on Facebook and I thought I would share it. I chose Billy as he's probably the one who will see the funny side of it.
I also wondered about that, they certainly weren't 10 yards away. I would have blasted it at the goalies legs to try for an in/off and if it came away from goal we had loads of players there to whack it back in.
