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My partner took me out for a meal and said " Why don't you order something you haven't had in ages". So I asked the waitress for a shag.
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If Carlsberg did posts mate.
Well it would appear I stand alone in being happy here. Although I dont give a flying one for Man U I dont like Coventry
I still fkn do.
QPR 1-2 Leeds Sat 27th Blackburn 1-1 Coventry BristolCity 1-0 Rotherham Cardiff 1-1 Middlesbro Huddersfield 0-2 Birmingham Millwall 1-1 Plymouth...
Ditto.
Bugger. Rubbish again. Cheers GP & GA.
I would normally predict a high scoring win but as it hasnt happened I will go for 2-0 and hope I am wrong and we beat them 6-0. No pressure on...
I'm having regular sex with a blind woman. The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right.
Apparently just 20 pence a day can feed a starving African child. I had no idea that they ate money
My father always told me to keep a cricket bat under my bed for protection. Turned out to be substantially less effective than condoms.