Do any of you pusso ****s want to meet up for a fight?

I would give you 5 minutes before being knocked out or begging for mercy.

Raaàaaàaaaggghhh.

 

You on the sauce early today wee man?

 

I don't think you'd last all of 5 minutes to be honest.

 

I fight like a big girl and doubt I would manage the full 5 minutes. I'm happy to hold someone else's jacket though.

 

Will you definitely turn up?

 

I am not allowed to fight English people unless there is multiple Nigel participants and they are all heavily armed.

 

Bring me Mitch Provan and an ambulance feel free to happy snap Dev's big brother getting a massive shoeing from the resident bad mother ****er.

Bring Smug too I will wet that old ****s cheeks while I'm at it for Iain.

 

It's like liquid PCP

 

Mitch wid do you and Smug the gither nae probs.

If i was you id pick a fight wea a wee fanny like Toby or Kevin.

 

I would put piano wire between two lamp posts when he's on his racer and half cut the ****s head off before finishing him off.
Failing that fishing wire.

 

She's doing the kiss my arse gesture

 

5%

Slow down mate

 

I will don't worry pal

 

Any lager over 5.5%should be carried in a black plastic bag .

 

SN's a victim of domestic abuse from a seven stone Chinky burd and it's led to him acting the hard **** on the internet.

He'll be sporting another black eye tomorrow when the wife catches him ****ing to tranny porn later.

 

It's a lack of tranny porn making me this Internet hard man

 

Just one black cock spurting Jiz please S T

 

I just call my gangster mates lol

 

Used doing a seance lol

 

ffs Si I reckon I could take you, we Scots fight dirty, none of that marquis of Queensbury pash, I happily employ biting, hair-pulling, gouging and general skulduggery, blunt weapons always being a consideration if the fight is not going my way.