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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Aug 22, 2017.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If it was her bat mitzvah she'd only be 12 or 13. Just saying.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    She'd be 12, boys get bar mitzvah at 13. Trev to confirm.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I broke the golden rule! Clicked the link and read it.
    What an odd article.
    Using the trajectory of the eclipse to highlight black population density? Only honkies in Oregon but South Carolina is full of African Americans, yes we know. What the two have to do with each other is beyond me. Nice potted history lesson but I suppose the popularity and media interest around the eclipse gave an excuse to drag up how unfair it is on black people in some parts of Murca.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Depends on what type of Jew she was. Some do theirs at 12 and others at 13. You could have asked the bloke at your work before you sacked the yid shagging paedo.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Got an email from Iain's new company this morning. I'm ****ing rich guys <cool> <cool>

    I am Mr. Stephen J Briggs a lawyer from Pennsylvania USA. I got your contact through your mail website, so i went through your profile and decide to grant you the help because you share the same last name with my late client. I have urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. On OCTOBER 6, 2008, an America Oil Consultant/Contractor MR. GEORGE, made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at $14,700,000.00 USD ( Fourteen Million Seven Hundred Thousand USD ) Lloyds Bank UK upon maturity. I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers that he died. On further investigation, i found out that he died without making a WILL because he had no heir, and attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that he did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in the bank. This sum of at $16,200,000.00 USD ( Sixteen Million Two Hundred Thousand USD ) is still in the bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to British Financial law, at the expiration of (Ten) 10 years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that i will like you to stand as the next of kin because you share the-same last name with him. I will like you to provide immediately your full name and address so that i will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of another attorney for the drafting and notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. Note that the LLOYDS BANK Manager is my close friends and he also knows about this transaction therefore you have nothing to worry about it is safe and clean. Any bank account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you. Please be rest assured that i am going to take care of all the expenses that will be needed for this transaction that is why i have the higher percentage and you will not be ask to pay any money. I will send you my personal information and Identification on my next message for you to know me as well. There is no risk at all, it is 100% risk free, that is why i am fully involved, the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below, upon your response, i shall provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because i shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Please upon the receipt of this message, send to me the following to enable start the process of the fund into your bank account: - Your full Names - Your private Telephone and fax numbers - Your address. - Your work/Occupation and your age. Awaiting your urgent reply via my private email: Email: [email protected] Thanks and Regards, Mr. Stephen J Briggs, Pennsylvania USA
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Reply with a funny name etc. They send you back a certificate with the name on it.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    So your name is Toby George?
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No his real first name is George iirc
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :bandit:
     
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