Just seen this in The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...united-summer-transfer-dealing-rafael-benitez Rafa saying he might be able to get more in but needs to move some first and its proving difficult as they are **** and noone wants them. Windy - you are a ****.
Surprise number one - Someone might be prepared to pay money for Riviere. Bad news - it might not be until January.
We expect that we shall sign nobody, or someone ****. So the only logical deduction is that we are signing Messi and Ronaldo!
The most logical exercise is for you all to commit suicide 'en masse' even if it just turns out to be for a laugh. Right who's next?