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Headline Game v Spuds

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Aug 13, 2017.

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your two favourite headlines are

Poll closed Aug 19, 2017.
  1. Shelvey shoots ..Newcastle in the foot.- GLIF OR Jon-Go Shelvey- Biscuit

    7.7%
  2. Sackless Shelvey Sucks. - Porn Mag OR Hardest **** Of All Time - Dungeon Master

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Shelvey goes one step beyond...it's madness for the toon - White Day

    23.1%
  4. That's not down to me - Hangman OR Shelvey Tramples On a Spud and Loses His Chips - Old Mag

    30.8%
  5. Shelvey's brains on top of his head. - Foam Mag OR Spuds mash Mr Potato head.- Silky Mag

    7.7%
  6. Toon look Chipper vs Spuds, until Mr Potato Head sees Red - Mongrel or ???? Chippy

    23.1%
  7. We're ****ed - Captain OR Shelvey works on his new goal celebration routine: The Potato Stomp Jaka

    15.4%
  8. Selfish Shelvey Sees Red and Cost Toon vs Spurs - Wrecced Mag

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Shelvey's P45 Stamped as Alli goes back to school. - Ponytail

    7.7%
  10. Shelvey Stamps It, Kane Posts It, But Toon Don't Deliver - No Chance

    46.2%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    The season is back. Newcastle United are back ( in the PL ). And yes the Headline Game is back too. The HG as it has come to be known in footballing circles may not have the money the PL has. It may not have a sponsorship deal with Sky, Wonga or indeed anyone else. What it does have is a prize which is priceless beyond belief, the adoration of the footballing world.

    You have the chance to win it and it's not even going to cost you any money, yes, it may cost you friends and reputation but, at least, it's not going to cost you any money.

    What to do I hear you ask? Well, the rules are quite simple. Submit a headline about NUFC's game today in accordance with the rules and timescale set below and let your peers decide by public vote who has submitted the best Headline.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Wednesday 16.08.2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

    Let the Game commence.
     
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  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey shoots ......... Newcastle in the foot.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sackless Shelvey Sucks.
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Spurs' subbing Tragic Sissoko secures win over battling Toon.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    That's not down to me
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Shelvey's brains on top of his head.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sissoko stench overshadowed by Shelvey stupidity.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stench <laugh>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He stank the ****ing place oot!
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    We're ****ed
     
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  11. G4rdToonArmy

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    Selfish Shelvey Sees Red and Cost Toon vs Spurs
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Shelvey's P45 Stamped as Alli goes back to school.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Shelvey Stamps It, Kane Posts It, But Toon Don't Deliver
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hardest **** Of All Time
     
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  15. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Shelvey Tramples On a Spud and Loses His Chips
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Shelvey works on his new goal celebration routine: The Potato Stomp
     
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  17. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Toon look Chipper vs Spuds, until Mr Potato Head sees Red
     
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  18. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Shelvey goes one step beyond...it's madness for the toon
     
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  19. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Spuds mash Mr Potato head.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Jon-Go Shelvey off as Newcastle settle into their relegation places
     
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