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On Toast

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 26, 2017.

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What do you have on toast?

Poll closed Apr 21, 2020.
  1. Nowt, good enough on its own

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Jam

    14.3%
  3. Marmalade

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Marmite

    0 vote(s)
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  5. Nutella

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Cheese

    14.3%
  7. Eggs - scrambled, fried or poached

    28.6%
  8. Baked beans

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Spaghetti hoops

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Other (includes "This is awful, please kill me now")

    42.9%
  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I am certain that some people will see this as another nail in the coffin of GC but here goes yet one more poll relating to food, following my vastly entertaining threads on breakfasts and ice lollies etc.

    It is time for toast, either at breakfast or if you are poor and northern it's tea/dinner time, and you need something to make a meal of it.

    Over to you.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Two slice toasted plain bread, smothered in unsmoked bacon, poached/fried egg on top. Sausage/haggis/black pudding/mushrooms on the side. Every Sunday.

    Only time I eat toast.
     
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  3. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Only one type of toast matters and that is french toast and since there is no option for it then may I suggest;

    **** off @gas, you ****.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I quite like Melba toast <diva>
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^ Poof
     
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  6. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    I must be below the poverty line or something because I don't know what that ****ing is.
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Toast is strictly a weekend breakfast meal and is usually accompanied by egg or avocado.

    watp
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>

    Toast and avocado. No doubt helped down by a throbbing, weeping penis.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You get a bit of toast and then slice it through the middle and then toast the inside bit of it, rather tasty with pâté <ok>
     
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  10. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's Hovis and male prostitute semen, Iain just gives it a fancy name he made up himself.
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    yes please sir
     
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  14. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Could never afford a toaster or anything to put on bread . We always had Jam sandwiches , two pieces of bread ...jammed together .
     
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  15. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Hail of Mary, full of grace.
    Our Lord is with thee.
    Blessed art thou among woman ,
    And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
    Holy Mary, Mother of God,
    Pray for us sinners,
    Now and at the end of our death
    Amen.


    R.I.P General Chat 26/7/17

    Ar dheis Dè go raibh a anam
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I've given up bread for an experiment. Result: weight has dropped, stomach settled. I do have some wheat-free bread in the freezer for the odd beans on toast or boiled egg and toast.
     
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  17. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    " Hour of our death "... seen it on "Sixty Minutes "
     
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  18. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    100% correct. It was a typing error. I was excited. I don't get to pray on GC everyday.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ typical fenian lowlife
     
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  20. seabreeze

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    Hey buddy ....I'm not typical
     
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