Off Topic PS4 and Vita

Maybe you are, I know you like war films and there are plenty of war games out there where you can shoot the ****ers yourself.

 

I once had an x box.

Tony hawks skateboard and dave mirra bmx was my limit.

I was crap.

Its humiliating getting your arse kicked of a 8 year old.

 

Just takes a bit of practice innit, I've seen my wife play games where she started off looking like she'd never tried using her hands before but after an hour she's at least passable. They're like interactive films these days, just another string for your bow of entertainment.

 

Im not knocking games. I just dont think i have the patience for these long games..

 

You'd love GTA5

Drunk old mush going around smashing things up with Bazookas and then going to the strippers.

 

I remember taking my lads on holiday on my own as a single dad. First time, they're aged 8 and 4.

They had those game boy gadgets and I had a go one day. It got a little addictive nicking the youngest one's while they were in the pool.

But every bloody time I got to a certain level I just couldn't get past those 3 ****ing pigs! So there's me calling a 4 year old over to get me to the next level, watching his little thumbs moving in a blur. 20 seconds later I'm on the next level!

 

. Its a good theme


What is gta5?

 

Im with ya brother

 

Grand Theft Auto 5

Trevor Philips one of the 3 characters you play with is basically you, with an American accent.

 

. Thats a game?

Looks good.

 

It's an add-on so part of ESO, all completely openwork. I hate restricted games like Assassins Creed they're bloody frustrating

 

There's a morrowind expansion? It it the original remastered?

 

lol, not quite and the mushrooms are smaller. Although its billed as an expansion its more of a DLC in terms of content

 

Oh, that's very disappointing. Never mind.

 

I haven't a ****ing clue what any of you are on about.

 

They're talking in code about sexually transmitted infections.

Bri has got PS4 and Vita but is having trouble coming to terms with ideas of a Mirrorwind expansion.

Burley has had it spread to his little thumbs after consistently fiddling with his 'gadget'.

Tel is into some Trevor Philips bloke who he had fun playing with but left him with GTA5.

Meanwhile Comm is just trying to get anyone to fiddle with his xbox (so long as they're fast as he's impatient).

 

Sounds contagious

 

Anybody else into the Dark Souls series?

 

Whee?