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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 27, 2017.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Old school hard.

    Nowadays the first thought is a personal injury claim...and that's by the passengers who witnessed it happening.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Old school hard <laugh>

    You are spot on about the personal injury claim bollox, some of those passengers will already have spent the £3k they expect to make.
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Old school hard my arse, the soft sh!te fell over.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jun 27, 2017
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I cracked my head open off a low beam in a nightclub in Brid once... drank 3 more pints till I got thrown out for bleeding then went for 6 stitches.

    Im from Yorkshire and i'd just got a round in so wanted to even things up.
     
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    Jesus! He probably just pulled up a stool, 'pint of worthy creamflow and some pork scratchings please bar man'
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    <laugh>

    Sorry, I missed that.
     
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    Quite bloody right!
     
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  9. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Saw a story about a guy go to prison because he made a claim for whiplash whilst on a bus, turns out the CCTV caught him strolling past and witnesses the bus crash into a car, as he saw it he had all the details and pretended to be a passenger, only got 6 months but at least there's an attempt to put these people off.

    This guys hard tho or proper desperate for a pint.
     
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  10. General Lee Speaking

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    And at 9:12 in the morning!
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I suspect there is a difference between an alcoholic who feels no pain, and being proper hard...
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    No arrests have been made according to the BBC. The bus company says they are holding an internal investigation. I bet they are <while they probably hope they can quietly forget about the whole thing>
     
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