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Off Topic Northern Bloke Reports Queen To The Old Bill

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 23, 2017.

  1. The Queen was reported to police for not wearing a seatbelt as she travelled to the State Opening of Parliament in her official call. West Yorkshire Police said they received a 999 call about the royal journey.

    But the force said the caller also thought it was a good idea to ring their local police force, as the Queen was travelled with Prince Charles through London from Buckingham Palace to Westminster.

    Confirming the call in a tweet, it also pointed out that the call was not an emergency and should not have been made to 999.

    "999 call received reporting that the Queen isn't wearing a seatbelt. #not999 #notevenwestyorkshire," the tweet read.

    Under UK law, civil and criminal proceedings cannot be taken against the Queen.

    Her press office said it would not comment on the tweet.

    (The Independent, 23 June 2017)


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    Which miserable Northern bastard did this?

    This sounds like the kind of thing that Afro Stan would do tbh. It cannot be a coincidence that the caller lives in West Yorkshire.

    I'm not a Royalist by any stretch of the imagination, but this bastard should be sent to the Tower and his nuts placed into one of those rusty mangle devices that they used to use in the Good Old Days.

    Discuss.
     
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  2. Archers Road

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  3. I must add, that I do not necessarily agree with the sentiment expressed in my OP, which has been posted for the purposes of sparking debate.


    That was a public information film posted on behalf of The HIAGster.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    "The HIAGster" is so lame

    Hiagmeister is more apt
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Hiag can get him one from eBay and he could also knock up a fake Northern Bastard/Hero Certificate
     
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  6. The HIAGmeister...

    Yeah, that does sound very cool!
     
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    Hang him.
     
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  8. Look, I didn't do that, okay!
     
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  9. That's what I love about this forum... good balanced debate.

    Thanks, lads!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Does mummy make you wear a crash helmet Bell when you sit in her trolley at Aldi?
     
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    Dont diss Aldi
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    I'm not I hear some of the wine is great value but the flannels are ridiculously cheap.
     
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    The wine is very good correct

    dont buy flannels as I get my servant to wash me down
     
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  15. Skiddy is talking about the flannels he and his wife use to jizz in.
     
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    Me too but some here like a sneaky Jizz.
     
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    @PISKIE Claiming this WFU as he has been creaming his pants for days about Jizzing in his mummy's flannel. <ok>
     
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    You do realise he is African and lives in London. so cant be a northern bloke <ok>

    Bet it was Luv or Sky <laugh>
     
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    Maybe, just maybe, it was someone taking the piss.....

    .............and to think, they say Southerners have no sense of humour........
     
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    How dare you say that. Off with your head!
     
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