No it wasn't, you went out for a birthday meal with your missus last week, the BBQ is this weekend. We've been watching you.
Trev, phone up Glasgow Accies and see if they are booked for tomorrow night because some **** is having a BBQ. We'll find out if the sneaky bastard is lying or not
Family wedding tomorrow, just what you need in the middle of a heat wave, mmmmm sweaty. BBQ on Sunday where it is bound to chuck it down.
I've spread mud and ****e on my living room floor, scattered my clothes around the room and made some holes in the roof so I'll get soaked. Plan to watch Glasto on TV and imagine I'm there.
Yep Radiohead tonight. Golf in the morning then ma's birthday party tomorrow afternoon,will probably be dying on Sunday as per... No need to wish me well in the morning I know it's a given.