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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb, Jun 23, 2017.

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Brrraaaaaaappppp
     
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    Null, Jun 23, 2017
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    @Gambol , I am told, is partial to a Yeovil Martini (Malibu and Lucozade).
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 23, 2017
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  3. Null

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    Aldo likes hairspray and milk ... a "white rushing ****"
     
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    Null, Jun 23, 2017
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye and they are all Diesel ya fud.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    If you want to continue this charade come on over to the weekend thread <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jun 23, 2017
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Pud drinks breast milk straight from lactating Mrs Pud.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why would he not? Breast milk is tasty as ****.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 23, 2017
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is this a pathetic attempt to save another abysmal thread from yourself Iain?

    I will no be party to such fraudulent behaviour.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 23, 2017
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Because Pud jnr is starving you horrible unfeeling creature.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Some called it a Black Mamba and if you had snakebite, blackcurrant and Pernod it was called a Black Witch. Never tried either.

    I like a nice cup of tea. Not that any of you give a fook.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 23, 2017
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Certainly not!!!!
     
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    monacoger, Jun 23, 2017
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Liar liar pants on fire.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 23, 2017
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The size of Mrs Pud's bangers these days she could feed the whole of GC, so I reckon Pud jnr is fine
     
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    monacoger, Jun 23, 2017
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's the man's wife your talking about sonny.

    Take a day off being a despicable **** ffs.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 23, 2017
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    He really is a horrible **** ...
     
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    Null, Jun 23, 2017
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I find a punch in their mooth sets them straight.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Otherwise known as a "Lady Trap" :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Jun 23, 2017
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought it was a bit meh tbh iirc
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Is that even a drink?

    Guinness is only for the mongoiest and the poofiest of mongopoofs.
     
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    Toby, Jun 23, 2017
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You haven't tried Pud's <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jun 23, 2017
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