Half a season and they will be hounding him out like normal when they embark on their annual witch hunt.
If Saint Alan goes to the Mackems his picture is coming straight off my bedroom wall, I can tell you.
Pardew has said many times he could never take that job because of his connection with us. He's far too good for them.
And going back up after you've drawn love hearts around his shiny grey bonce? If pardew manages Sunderland he will single-handedly make up for all the times we suffered under his leadership because then I know they're not coming back
Wash your mouth out. This guy saw us through our toughest times and was never relegated. He also gave us a 5th place finish and European run when given the resources. Hindsight tells us he did a stellar job
Haha the best I'll give you is he was a better manager than Fat Sham, Mclaren or Kinnear. Although that's like saying there are definitely three more horrific killers than Charles Manson
If this is true (please God, let it be true), I cannot wait for Big Bad Basil to come along and justify it
His morals are not in question. Those girls were all over him, that linesman deserved it and Meyler is a mackem. Cases closed.