I drove alongside a big limo with Dame Shirley Porter in the back and flicked the V at her. Filthy robbing cow that she was.
Used to have a bacon round and one of my customers was none other than former Cumbernauld and Kilsyth candidate, Jean Haddow who had the foulest of halitosis.
No, JR Ewing was a character in the TV series, Dallas, he was played by Larry Hagman. I don't think either of them were politicians and I have never met them, hence I said Winnie Ewing who was a politician and I have met. Now that I think about it, it would have been funnier if you had said Winnie Mandela