Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Thanks your PC corrections are much appreciated here.

We really need to be sensitive when she comes back. Not sure if SHE will have a new name of course. Jackie or Zoe... most trannys have names like this it seems.

I suppose Zoe-inho makes sense.

 

Wouldnt it be Zoe-inha?

I think the O on the end of a word is masculine and A is feminine in Spanish/Portuguese.

 

yeah... i can see that, again quite right we need to get these details right lest we be called whatever it is people get called when they don't like transgender people

 

Liverpool Ladies v Reading Ladies is being shown live on Facebook. 3-2 to us at present after we scored first then went 2-1 down due to some goalkeeping that would have been more at home in the Scottish 3rd division.

 

Did Liverpool ladies actually remember to bring their kit this time

 

Well they are playing at home, Widnes, and are wearing red so I assume so.

 

Must admit I have had a fair bit of red wine, yes I am drinking again, but I keep hearing innuendo in the commentary. When the male commentator says things like

" I can see a few openings here"

or "She has a reputation for going down"

I think is he doing that knowingly or is it the case that he has genuinely not realised what he has said

 

Well good win for the Ladies, very disappointed they did not swap shirts at the final whistle.

 

If Zanjinho goes anywhere this weekend I'll be ****ing amazed


PS...I'm in!!!

 

how's the new zanjina feeling ??

 

New flirty hottie at work... I so would if I were single and she were too... Don't worry, unlike RHC I can resist the allure and be restrained.

Also, unlike Dribs I am resistable so don't have to worry about her throwing herself at me.

#zingywould

 

Is she a vampire., lesbian commando or other such exotic fantasy character?

 

Painfully...

 

Unfortunately not. She seems pretty normal and bubbly. I long for the day when my place of work hires mysterious vampire lesbians.

 

Wait till you heal before using the vibrator.

 

I think I missed a page or two as no idea what this joke is all about

 

Russian GP qualifying ATM.

This season son looks like really going to have a proper battle at the top! Should be best season in a long time.

 

I've moved house, everyone else on here thinks they're a funny **** #summery

 

Yep. Interesting to see who's top 3, seems to be changing much more than previous seasons race to race, but title will obvs be between Hammy and Vets

 

Red bull are so far behind the other 2 but at least have two different teams fighting at the top.

Bottas has had the pace to keep up, just needs to be consistently quick.