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Quiz for the Mackems

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    Boats have anchors
    Those Dirty Mackem Bastards
    Are a right set of ****ers
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    And their leaves are greener
    When Moyes sees **** football
    He strokes his wiener
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mackems are red
    Violets are blue
    DNA test says your his sister
    But he won't stop sleeping with you
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Daisies are dull
    Thank f@ck Fredor's gone
    He'd bore the balls off a bull
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 28, 2017
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Roses are red
    Sunflowers are tall
    Fredors just angry
    Cause his penis is small
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 28, 2017
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Fredor was a popular soldier, he never left his mates behind.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    MACKEM QUIZ:

    Q: What is meant by the term 'a baker's dozen'?

    A: a mackem with a finger in every pie.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    BRAINTEASER:

    If a mackem goes to a football match with his dad, grandad, uncle, brother and his son, why do they only need 2 tickets?
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    If a tree falls in the forest
    With no one around
    Then technically
    Does it still make a sound?

    And if Sunderland scored a goal
    In the second half
    Would anyone see it?
    No - don't make me laugh.

    As well as no fans left
    In the Stadium o' Flight
    The team wouldn't score
    If they played all night.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 28, 2017
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Incest is relatively boring? :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spurs are to play their home games at Wembley next season, meaning we will be visiting.

    Mackems, meanwhile, will be visiting Burton and possibly Fleetwood <woo hoo>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's the definition of relative humidity?

    The sweat on a mackems nut sack as he delivers a portion to his lady.

    <sorry>
     
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