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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Apr 22, 2017.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    HES UPSIDE MY BABY
    THERE WE WERE FIVE GAMES WINNING ON THE TROT AND HE CALLS HIM HOLLOW LEGS

    WHAT KIND OF XXXX IS THIS ELLERS HES BROKEN OUR RESOLVE I WANT TO FIGHT HIM

    IM CHALLENGING HIM TO A BOILED EGG FIGHT WE BOTH HAVE 40 BOILED EGGS AND WE WILL STAND TWELVE FEET APART AND THROW EGGS AT EACH OTHER

    IM CALLING YOU OUT ELLERS

    NOW ARE YOU GONNA BACK DOWN OR STAND YOUR GROUND
     
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  2. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Ted is back with a vengence...I will be stacking them here...for your convenience
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Will the eggs be shelled
     
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  4. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    The eggs will be like teds brain, scrambled.
     
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  5. 1982_Ranger

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    And pickled.
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    wheres that ellers he has scuttled my baby i want an egg fight
     
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  7. Hoop-Leif

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    and cracked first of course
     
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  8. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    Just imagine two TEDs:-

     
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  9. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    TED, how was the riot today?
     
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  10. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    terrible they put me in a straight jacket
     
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  11. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    As apposed to gay pants!
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well ellers said he loved me
     
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  13. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    for the introduction of cris ramsey,who has created not one youngster who can put that ball in the net on a regulour basis

    can we sack him and andy sinton now please or must we drop another two divisions
     
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  14. SW Ranger

    SW Ranger Well-Known Member

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    Is this the 'EdEggs' war zone?
     
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  15. durbar2003

    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    I think teds brain has been fried.
     
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  16. Uber_Hoop

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    He has a brain!?
     
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  17. TootingExcess

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    As its the last home game - maybe Ted can have an impromptu poetry session in the Crown and Sceptre Saturday morning?

    Selected cuts from tED's latest anthology "ODE TO JOYCE". All about his joint love for QPR and George and Mildred's Yootha.
     
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