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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by wishiwasinliverpool, Mar 21, 2017.

  1. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    I feel your PAIN! :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Mar 21, 2017
  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    'This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen'

    <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 21, 2017
  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Why are you buying men's hair removal cream anyway wishi?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 21, 2017
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    this is about as pointless a product as a blow up dart board.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 21, 2017
  5. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> I couldn't resist reading the reviews and have been helpless with laughter for about 15 minutes..

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    ... make sure the product is not on your hands when you go to wipe your eyes as this product also removes eyelashes and eyebrows and makes your eyes water even more. I look like I have been put on a sunbed for too long and people keep asking me why I am crying. Still, a good product which does what it says.

    On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
    - My pain threshold has almost trebled
    - I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.

    Wishi thanks for a much needed laugh, and I mean laugh [I haven't stopped yet] <ok>
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Mar 21, 2017
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  6. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Well...
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Mar 21, 2017
  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Amazon reviews are class, the first review on there is superb "Do Not Put On Your Knob and Bollocks".
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 21, 2017
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  8. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    So tempted to make a comment, but don't want to upset any one <laugh>
     
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    jenners04, Mar 21, 2017
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've always gone from the stance of post first think later, so crack on.
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 21, 2017
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Only person that gets upset on here is mito.... so fill your boots <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 21, 2017

  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Been built up too much now so probably not as funny as it was in my head <laugh>

    Wanted to know if wishi could tell me if it really makes your farts sound louder :bandit:
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Oh that is some quality trolling.

    Genius stuff.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 21, 2017
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** is this thread about? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 22, 2017
  14. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Click on the link in the OP <ok>
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Mar 22, 2017
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks. Funny, but it serves the vain ****s right, no pun intended <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 22, 2017
  16. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know. I only ever used it on my legs! <laugh>
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Mar 22, 2017
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I find that unlikely.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 22, 2017
  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Why are you using men's hair removal on your legs? Need the extra strong stuff?! <yikes>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 22, 2017
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  19. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Yes it's true. I am a gorilla <ok>
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Mar 22, 2017
  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A gorilla with hairless legs now.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 23, 2017
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