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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    about Sean Penn and
     
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    his really small weapon
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    which probably resembles my
     
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    next door neighbours daughters
     
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    Boyfriend's uncle's little todger
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    which likes being stroked
     
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    curls up and sleeps
     
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    Penclawdd before heading to...
     
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    Play darts with the
     
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    local transvestites who always...
     
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    Go for double tops
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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    or packs of three
     
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    condoms because they are
     
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    always putting water into
     
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    a pie dish and
     
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    floating candles on it
     
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