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Just resist the urge to try and rim her too early mate. They love it of course but you need to build that trust if shes a keeper. Keep a few aces back.

 

That's my special move and she expects me to be myself, but I think this is sound advice

 

Play it cool Captain or I fear a very heavy crash at some point my friend. There isn't enough muesli around to soften that blow.

 

I am cool but I know what you're saying it's easy to scare them off if they realise you're too keen

The best thing is to go out and then not contact them and if they are the ones doing that you know you're winning

 

Worked for me but then I know people who didn't arse themselves and lost out (or almost) because of it. I remember one lad mouthing off about how he was playing it dead cool. The lass got with another bloke. I asked her a few years later when she was single again why she didn't make a go of it with my mate. She said "He didn't seem very keen and just never bothered getting in touch" - I thought **** that approach doesn't work with them all. Thankfully he got with her after a quick chat, they are married with kids now.

I think you must not be like Rafa and only have one tactic regardless of the girl. Assess each victim, I mean girl, and then be flexible enough to adapt. You'll know after the first finger blasting if its gonna work out.

 

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Don't be like Man U either. Aim for a full on hard on rather than a semi. They go down like a knackered lift with da ladies.

 

Oh **** it I'll just do what I want and see what happens

 

I've bought some viagra

 

Why don't you ask that Old Geezer from Down Under for advice.
He seems to have gone down well on the Mackem board, got a few fans and followers.

He's bound to have a had a few Women drooling over him the last century or so.
Just a thought.

 

I get good looking woman i know the score but this one is something to behold lads

 

Well, there's nothing like positivity and that's nothing like positivity.

Cheer up Capt you could be wrong and it will all work out fine.

But don't trust any advice from Chippy or Fat Boy.

Edit: Or Pouchy.

 

Yes mate. That is the approach to take.

 

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Ok

 

Ok guys this is it I'll be going tonight so a few hrs kip and I'm going for it

Wish me luck


Out with the old and in with the new

 

Carpe Diem Captain

 

You do realise that now you've raised this subject on here you're going to have to give us a blow by blow account of the evening.