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Scotch Independence - the countdown

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Feb 5, 2014.

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Should Scotland be an Independent Country?

  1. Yes

  2. No

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  1. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Well here's some interesting statistics from the ONS.

    England and Wales infant mortality rate is the lowest that it's ever been @ 3.6 per 1000, whereas in Scotland under our marvellous SNP (and health being a devolved matter) the infant mortality rate is 3.7 so looks like the SNP, after 10 years in Government can't even beat the basturt english at this either.

    Maybe if they stopped focusing on independence and actually focused on being a government then life wouldn't be so bad for the Yes voting simpletons.
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    You would of course, being a skilled plumber or whatever, understand the statistical significance of those figures ..
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    According to WHO, it's either Monaco or Luxembourg.

    The UK is 12th, absolute disgrace! Down with this sort of thing.
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Of course, I'm outraged in Twechar here.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Have a cup of tea and an empire biscuit, you'll feel much better about the whole thing.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    White middle-class tossers on Holloway Road giving out flyers for a Brexit March to stay in the EU.
    I declined to take one and told the woman "it's over love move on" she just glared at me.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I guess not too many Scottish people read the Telegraph?
     
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  9. brb

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    As I've said many a time, no one gives a **** about that wee nation, we don't want the Scots but the majority want us <laugh>
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Sturgeon's mother is no candle in the wind.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Looks about the same age fs.
     
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  12. monacoger

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    I'm not even sure if it is photoshopped to make her look like Elton John or not.
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    I thought Phil Jupitus.
     
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  14. monacoger

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    That would have ruined my hilarious, "candle in the wind" joke though.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I seen Walter smith shouting at referees
     
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  16. Null

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    Do you still listen to that recording ?
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only when I have trouble sleeping. I find it very soothing.
     
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  18. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    It's on the GC Whatsapp group along with a real life story from the Record about a married couple who had just had a baby after several years of trying.

    Very uplifting story but the fella looks like a chunky version of Scotty McClue. :huh:
     
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  19. Tina.

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    You stole that off Facebook.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    What is Facebook?
     
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