Is the term derived from the fact some Cheese is wrapped in wax and obviously the moon is made of cheese? Which derives another question..... What Cheese exactly is the moon made of? Or is it a mixture of many different ones? Did that great Scholar Wallace actually reveal what cheese the moon was made of when he went there?
Scored 14 in 20 appearances for Novosibirsk (look it up) , 2-footed, can play anywhere on the park including goal, has a British passport, speaks perfect English, only wants £200k a week. Escab'll snap him up.
Which bits the wrong way round? It is early here so its hard to get the brain working (Not that it performs that well at the best of times)
Bin to the pictures this savvy. Meercat Wednesday or some such ****. Upgraded to Premier seats but it was still only eight quid for the two of us. It was 95% empty. I counted the audience. There was eighteen of us. Anyway, I'd seen the film before. In 3D. In German. In Berlin. With subtitles. It was that Harry Potter thing that doesn't have Harry in it. Or his ginger sidekick. Or his No-mag bird. Second time around without CGI fantastic beasts coming at ya, it wasn't so good but the Missus hadn't seen it so, you know... Anyway, coming out of the Cinema, I noticed the moon and thought that's a twat of a moon. I bet it's got a name. True story.